A Top 30 List.

Apologies for my hiatus! Apparently, I do this thing where I pay thousands of dollars a year to get an education or something, and I guess it takes time away from my blogging - an unfortunate side effect of going to college.

Anyway, I found a list similar to the following one here: http://members.aol.com/ivycleartoes/30list.html so I figured I'd give it a shot myself. This should be both interesting and entertaining for all.

The Top 30 Characters I'd Do

30.) George - George of the Jungle
Oh, he’s just so cute and endearing. He remains untainted by the modern world, and has an ape named Ape and an elephant named Shep. He's noble in his own right, and loves Jane very, very much. Plus, body. Wow. IN BED: Added bonuses include perpetual privacy in the jungle (save from those pesky animals) and his incredible vine-swinging ability.

29.) Dr. Jo Harding – Twister
Jo is a very strong character who’s dedicated to the cause to an almost fanatical degree, due to a tragedy in her past. However, she doesn’t let this bog her down – she’s as devoted as they get to chasing twisters, and is also partially responsible for developing an advanced storm-studying pack. She’s intelligent, she’s a risk-taker, and she never did really give up on Bill. IN BED: The woman likes to chase tornadoes, for god’s sake. She’s about as exciting as they come.

28.) V - V for Vendetta
V is shrouded in mystery. He can save a damsel in distress, kick ass and take names, and cook you breakfast all in one fell swoop - all without removing his mask (which is, in some strange way, rather sexy). V's intelligence, thirst for vengeance, freedom fighting, and remaining compassion make him the most desirable masked bachelor I've seen in a long time. IN BED: With moves like his, V can detonate my Parliament any day.

27.) Eric Foreman – That 70’s Show
I've always had a thing for the gangly nerdy kids, and Eric Foreman embodies just that. He's kind of a slacker and doesn't seem to be good at anything in particular, but he tends to be the brains of the operation...next to Donna, that is. IN BED: half of the girls in Point Place seem to have had a thing for him at one point (haha?) or another, so apparently there's something going on there. Besides, who wouldn't want sex in the Vista Cruiser?

24.) Hamlet – Hamlet
You gotta love the conflicted guy. Hamlet is potentially the most intelligent literary figure ever, and you’re never quite sure whether or not he’s crazy…he’s either a fantastic actor, or completely off his rocker. Regardless, Hamlet’s a mystery I’d love to solve. IN BED: His tendency towards crazy, passionate mood swings would definitely spice things up. That, and there’s the whole prince of an entire country thing. At least one thing is not rotten in the state of Denmark…

23.) Patrick Verona – 10 Things I Hate About You
Patrick Verona is, for lack of a better term, a complete badass. The rumor mill is constantly churning around him, with crazy stories that make him practically legendary at Padua High. He has a sexy, brooding look to him with his crazy black hair and biker-esque clothes, complimented by the constant presence of his non-violent Buddhist friend. I always like a man who's into variety. IN BED: He has no liver and once ate an entire duck. I like the adventurous types.

22.) Legolas – The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Ah, the strong, silent type. Legolas is almost effeminate in appearance if you forget about his extraordinary archery, unsurpassable fighting skills, his longevity as a runner, his devotion to his brethren, and his intense, piercing stare…so I guess he’s really not, save for the pretty blond hair. Legolas is not cocky, despite the fact that he owns the crap out of any sorry orc that comes his way, and his poise and silent confidence are exceptionally sexy. IN BED: He can run for days and not get tired. That, I’m sure, applies elsewhere.

21.) Kat – 10 Things I Hate About You
And 10 Things I hate About You makes another appearance! Kat has so much attitude that you don’t even know where to start. She’s so fervently against the grain that she’s almost predictable, she’s got a bad temper, everyone’s afraid of her, and she does whatever she damn well pleases…and yet still manages to be a little human and fall for the adorable Pat Verona. Kat is exceptionally badass, and is an excellent interpretation of The Taming of the Shrew’s well…shrew. IN BED: That girl is a dirty, dirty dancer.

20.) Lestat – Interview with the Vampire
Ah, the Brat Prince. Lestat is decadent, indulgent, and occasionally sweet – sort of like a good desert. But Lestat is much more than that: he’s introspective, deep, sensitive, has a love of fine and beautiful things, and is a conflicted, troubled man. That, and he’s a vampire. Pretty hot. IN BED: I’d trade many, many eternities of damnation for a night with Lestat.

19.) Jack Dawson – Titanic
Yeah, yeah, I know, what a cliché. Even still, Jack’s nobility, cheekiness, and bravery make him one sexy immigrant. I’d steam up a car with Jack any day, even if it involved being on a sinking ship. IN BED: Two words: artist's hands. Enough said.

18.) Detective Stabler – Law and Order: SVU
Detective Elliot Stabler is intense, strong, and focused: what else would you want in a man in bed? His attitude is awesome; he won’t stop until he gets the bad guy, yet he readily admits to his flaws, of which he has many. And that’s why we love him. IN BED: I’d play cops and robbers with him any day.

17.) William – A Knight’s Tale
William Thatcher: a poor man with a knight’s ambitions. You gotta sympathize with him; he really makes a lot out of a life that didn’t give him much. William is loyal to his friends, fiercely devoted to jousting, and falls hard and good for the lady. Plus, he’s skilled not only in jousting, but in sword fighting and other such knightly activities. IN BED: he can ride a horse AND carry a big stick at the same time…

16.) Captain Jack Sparrow - Pirates of the Caribbean
Ah, the notorious Cap'n Jack. A pirate who can worm his way out of any tough situation, Captain Jack still manages to be honorable, even when all the rum's gone. His strange demeanor and clumsiness still have an awkward kind of grace to them that makes him endearing, and addition to having looks to spare. IN BED: yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's bed for me...

15.) El Mariachi – Desperado/Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Other than the fact that his accent is delicious, El Mariachi embodies the strong, silent type who knows exactly how to get the job done. His thirst for vengeance is perfectly coupled with some absolutely badass moves, and he always gets the girl...even when he's not trying. IN BED: he has guitarists' fingers, a seductive presence, and is extremely intense. He's strong, fast, and probably the best gunfighter there ever was - that would be fun.

14.) Harry Potter – Harry Potter
Well, Harry is just so damn…noble. He carries an epic burden, yet does not allow it to taint the purity of his soul. He’s believable and human, despite the fact that he has to single-handedly save the world. He's also attractive, personable, and a fantastic leader. That, and I could imagine that all of that Quiddich-playing and world-saving does wonders on a man's body. IN BED: you know what they say about the size of a wizard's wand...

13.) Danielle – EverAfter
Danielle de Barbarac is a Renaissance girl who defies all expectations of her, from social to gender. She couldn’t give a damn what others think of her, and goes through life with her head held high, despite the evil women in her life – someone every girl wants to be. Danielle also has a fantastic right arm (she totally took that wimpy prince out with the apple, didn’t she?), skills with a blade, and a sharp tongue. That’s pretty hot. IN BED: She’s a rough-and-tumble kind of girl who’s not afraid to have a good romp in the mud.

12.) Christian – Moulin Rouge
Sweet, sensitive, romantic, a damn good singer…what else could a girl ask for? He’s the ultimate in your sweet romantic fantasies. IN BED: He’s got a very big “talent”. Enough said.

11.) Wolverine – X-Men
Wolverine is one of those guys that’s rough around the edges in all ways possible, but when he loves you, he loves you for good. A good way to describe him is primal: he’s instinctual, protective, and animalistic, but he makes that ridiculously hot. IN BED: his skeleton is made of metal, he’s stronger than three men put together, and all of his wounds instantly heal. That would make for one interesting night.

10.) Trent Lane – Daria
Trent is the stoner kind of hot – the creative, weird, spacy kind of guy that you love to chill with because you never know what he’ll say next. Trent is also a talented musician who started his own band…and you know what they say about musicians. IN BED: Trent doesn’t like to make any sudden movements…so expect this to go on for a loooooong time.

9.) Mulan – Mulan
Mulan is so damned awesome. She’s fierce, loyal, resourceful, strong, goal-oriented, and brave – what else could you ask for? At the same time, she’s down-to-earth and realistic, funny, and is the ultimate in badass girls. She also doesn’t mind when her ancestors send her a little lizard for backup. IN BED: All that training with the Chinese army’s gotta pay off…

8.) InuYasha – InuYasha
InuYasha’s another one of those rough around the edges guys. He’s callous, a little evil, but an all-around lovable little hanyou who thinks that he can hide his love for Kagome (wrong!). IN BED: We saw how huge Tetsaiga gets when he goes into battle. I have a sneaking suspicion that applies elsewhere.

7.) The Phantom - The Phantom of the Opera
Talk about a conflicted character! The Phantom is brooding, intense, insanely smart, and has a possessive streak a mile wide. Given, he murdered a person or two, but it was essentially all in the name of the woman he loves. Physically, the Phantom is extremely strong, and pulls off tight pants in a manner matched perhaps only by David Bowie. IN BED: With that sexy half-mask and seductive voice, the Phantom can haunt by bedroom whenever he wants.

6.) Will Turner – Pirates of the Caribbean
Will’s passionate, dedicated, and innocent. He can swordfight, commandeer ships, and work with the most notorious pirate in the Caribbean yet still maintain his morals, and never once strays from his Elizabeth. His willingness to sacrifice for her is just…well, hot. IN BED: When one thinks about the amount of strength and control required to swordfight that well (he practices for HOW many hours a day?!), one starts to get ideas. That, and he’s just plain hot.

5.) Quatre Winner – Gundam Wing
Quatre is perhaps one of the most innocent people on this list. He lives his life with the purest of heart, and does not allow it to become tainted with the hardships and evils of warfare. That, and he’s a violinist. Violinists are hot. IN BED: He can pilot a massive space machine, which leads one to believe he’s quite comfortable piloting…other…massive machines.

4.) Ron Weasley – Harry Potter
Ron has been chosen over Harry due to the fact that he’s the underdog, and everybody loves the underdog. Ron’s fierce devotion to his friends makes one think that he’s like that in all aspects of his life (such as in bed), and his general unwarranted underrated-ness (so that’s not a word, who cares?) would lead one to the idea that it is definitely made up for in bed. IN BED: Redheads are a fiery lot. With Ron’s temper, you’d better watch out, or you might get burned.

3.) Lucius Malfoy – Harry Potter
What to say about Mr. Malfoy Sr.? He’s so damned evil…but in a seductive kind of way. He’s powerful, rich, influential, and extremely skilled at talking his way out of trouble (or in trouble, depending on the case), and Voldemort’s right hand man – yet somehow you can still imagine yourself climbing into bed with him for a night of wicked debauchery…or at least I can. IN BED: He’s rich and attractive. And evil. Enough said.

2.) Rick O’Connell – The Mummy/The Mummy Returns
Ah, the dashing good guy. Mr. O'Connell ("You can call me Rick...") is the ultimate movie hero: not only does he have good looks and boundless amounts of courage, but he has boundless amounts of sarcasm and wit to spare as well. Rick's fierce protection of his family in the latter movies makes him appealing to women across the board, and how can you go wrong at a guy who'll scream right back at a reanimated decomposing corpse? IN BED: I've never seen anyone make riding a camel look so sexy.

1.) Jareth – Labyrinth
Alright, everyone’s gotta love the bad guy…but what makes Jareth even more attractive is that you totally understand his motives (he loves Sarah, and she totally shoots him down! What a bitch!). He’s smooth, cool, cunning, and sexy in that bad guy sort of way, with a twist of the 80’s. His general attitude is so poised that he’d have me walking off cliffs and forgetting about babies (except for making some with him…) left and right, and his voice is unbelievably commanding and seductive. We won’t even mention the things visible in those spandex pants…IN BED: Um…did you SEE how he twirled those glass spheres?

Conclusion: I have a thing for pirates and guys with swords and/or masks.

Breakdown
Guys: 26
Girls: 4

Cartoons: 4
Real-life: 26

Human: 13
Other: 8 (three wizards, one vampire, one mutant, one dog-demon, one elf, and one goblin king)

Fun Fact: I have two Orlando Bloom characters, two Heath Ledger Characters, and two Brendan Fraser characters. I also started this list before Heath Ledger died... :(